Dear Starbucks,

Why must you charge me $3.35 for steamed milk? I can buy 4L for that much money. Is it really worth that much more heated up?

Love,

The poor girl buying the steamed milk

My dearest BFF,

I'm so proud of you for standing up for what you want in life. Keep on keeping on.

xoxox

b

To all the sickies at work:

Keep your germs to yourself.

kthanks,

b

Hey T!

Great snug last night. Thanks for keeping me warm.

Love you :)

b

Hi Whiners,

I know you hate getting your teeth cleaned. Probably as much as I hate cleaning them. Telling me how much you hate being here every 5 seconds is not really a way to make good conversation. Neither is complaining about coming back to have your cleaning finished because you haven't had your teeth cleaned in ten years. I'm not a magician.

Don't forget to floss!

Your Dental Hygienist

To whoever filed all those old charts before me:

The alphabet is a song I learned before kingergarten. Perhaps you should watch some episodes of sesame street to see how it all works. I'm not sure what alphabet you used to file all those charts but it was not english.

God help any office you work in,

Brittany

xox

b